Tuesday, September 4, 2012

THE PEANUT GALLERY: Adult Swim

"Peanut, why are all of these princesses naked?" 
"Because they're having a swimming party, daddy:"

Now THAT's a party.

We celebrated my 37th birthday last month. Every year for the first 18 years of my life, I had a "swimming party" for my birthday in the pool my dad built in our backyard. Never was there any remote hint of naked girl, let alone a naked princess.

Where were these girls when I was growing up?

Two words: Catholic school.

But wait... there's more. Check out who we found hiding in the playroom in a situation that would make Prince Harry blush:

What is happening in my home?
Making this scandal all the more shocking is when we discovered that is NOT Belle's prince. Oh no. It's Eugene from Tangled, getting his freak on with the beast headdress. What was he doing in there? Alone? During the princess party? With that sh!t-eatin' grin on his face:
Smirky
Kinky Eugene. Who knew? What happens at naked princess swimming party, stays at naked princess swimming party.

My Director and I had a big laugh over Kinky Eugene. But he's not as awkward and hilarious as Ken's mangina or Belle's pen!s straw.

11 comments:

  1. Look at Eugene's face and his lovely mustache.

    How heavy is the beasts head?

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    1. He's right about that "smolder." It WAS hard to get that headdress off though. Still, didn't stop the smirk.

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  2. Thats fricking awesome.. I love the smirk on Eugene's face

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  3. Love it! That smirk must be because he got to watch the naked princess swim party.

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    1. Yeah I'd be doing much more than smirking. But Eugene's a classier kind of guy. And one of those princesses is his wife. So he must show a little decorum.

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  4. When I was a kid I had a Spider Man action figure that was often Barbies date. When you took his Spidey costume off it was like removing his skin so his body was all muscles and tendons. He was a foot shorter than Barbie and his mask never came off. It must have been like dating Gene Simmons and making him keep his makeup on.

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