I have a bone to pick with Disney. A big bone.
This morning I opened my refrigerator to get me some unsweetened almond milk for my cereal. (Yes...almond milk. Lactose is one of several things I can't tolerate. bullsh1t is another.) That's when I caught her. Belle, and her dirty little secret. She may be the Peanut's favorite princess. But I have my doubts about how much princess she is after I surprised her with my pre-dawn breakfast run:
|What the hell is this?!|
What is perhaps most bizarre about Belle's plastic-straw erection is that it's facing up, like the wrongly-repaired statue of David in The Goonies:
After this use, I'll be sure to bury this thing in the cabinet so it's out of the Peanut's sight and hopefully out of her mind. I just cant get it out of my mind. Just like Ken's bizarre mangina: