So without further ado, and no plans to add to this list as of this writing (subject to change), I give you:
|Gross and outrageous|
|She seems to be getting home just fine.|
|Santa Douche with Rudy|
But where in the book or the song was Santa such an intolerant a$$hole? Wouldn't Santa defend a reindeer that was picked on? Instead, he joins in. Wouldn't he comfort that reindeer's parents who are worried about their "special" fawn? Instead, he urges them to hide his "deformity." This is conduct unbecoming a leader, let alone a symbol of Christmas. And then when Santa needs him most, when Christmas is in peril, who does he turn to for help? Rudolph. The guy he had no use for until now. I am thankful the Peanut doesn't like this cartoon because she finds the Abominable Snow Beast to be too scary. I don't like it because I find Santa to be douchey. Ho Ho Ho yourself.
There you have it. Three more quick rants, fresh from the mind of DKL. Agree or disagree. Either way, have yourself a merry little Christmas.
If you missed my first rant of Christmas, click here to read it.